Curse

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 05:20 AM // 05:20

*sips beer*
*stays awake*
"BILLY?!?!?!?!?!"

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 05:23 AM // 05:23

*kills Billy*
"SCOTTY?!?!?!?"

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 17, 2006, 05:59 AM // 05:59

Scotty beams Opeth up

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 06:30 AM // 06:30

*William Shatner makes another album*

"Oh noes! Star Trek in a bar!"

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 17, 2006, 06:32 AM // 06:32

And now the Trekkie geeks decendth...

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 06:45 AM // 06:45

*pulls out a lightsabre*

Mera Regila · Aug 17, 2006, 08:30 AM // 08:30

*fires a bazooka at anything in sight*

Bane of Worlds · Aug 17, 2006, 12:39 PM // 12:39

*grabs heist23 by the neck*
*forces feeds heist23 a few grenades*
*encourages people to shot him*
*sips beer*
*watches explosion*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 17, 2006, 02:29 PM // 14:29

Draws lightsaber as well
Looks at hordes of incoming trekkies
Blasts trekkies with Force Lightning

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 02:38 PM // 14:38

*sips beer*
*watches TV*
*flames rats*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 17, 2006, 09:02 PM // 21:02

*Reads nothing of all that i've missed. Punches Opeth in the spleen*
"MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaahahahahaha...ha...ha....... ..ha..."
*Stands awkwardly for a few seconds then sits*
*Shoots a rat*

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 09:03 PM // 21:03

*sips beer*
*flames a rat*
"BILLY?????"

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 09:25 PM // 21:25

*body slams Paul*
*rips out Doomlord's spine and proceeds to hit Paul with it*
*gets the iPod*
*forces Paul to listen to emo crap*

"YAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!"

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 09:29 PM // 21:29

*sips beer*
*sees people being killed*
*stands up walks over to piano*
*sips beer*
*plays a tune*
"I am taking request"

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 17, 2006, 09:30 PM // 21:30

Good thing I have extra spines!

*Polymorphs into Bebilith*
*Eats Opeth*

Hey pwnd, let's hear an impromptu ballad about how I just ate Opeth!

*Tosses pwnd TWO quarters*

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 09:30 PM // 21:30

Badinerie by J S Bach!

*tosses a quarter at pwnd*

edit - oh noes, it appears that I've been eaten.

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 09:42 PM // 21:42

*looks at the quarters*
*takes all three*
*plays Badinerie with a improv in the middle on how Doom ate Opeth*
*finishes playing the song 10 minutes later*
*sips beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 17, 2006, 09:53 PM // 21:53

*take out chainsaw*
*start cutting down all the bar chairs*
*Take out super glue*
*glue thumb-tacks on all the remaining chairs*
*sip whiskey*

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 09:57 PM // 21:57

*sips beer*
*waits for a request*
"Billy??????????????????????"

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 17, 2006, 10:08 PM // 22:08

*bob?!!!!!!*
*sips beer*